Monday, November 2, 2009

A Few Rules On Doing Security

1. i almost never confiscate stuff, unless the person is being obnoxious.
2. never hit a girl. arm, head, and leg locks are ok. that's it.
3. if someone pukes, they need to leave.
4. if someone falls asleep, they need to leave.
5. if a guy hits a girl in the face, destroy him.
6. if a brawl breaks out, watch out for other security. that's it.
7. guys who go into the girls bathroom get a warning. just one.
8. if a girl fight breaks out, watch...then break it up.
9. some drug dealers get one warning.
10. dont come to work without gloves or ear plugs.

1 comment:

  1. Ha! Agree, on all accounts. You forgot one, if you find people drunk fucking in the bathroom. 1.)laugh/watch 2.)take pictures 3.) throw em out :) Cheers!